it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
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