sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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