Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

you definitely held a convo with a hobo

(1-610): View more from Pennsylvania

we have a secret handshake

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(216): View more from Ohio

my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.

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(681): View more from West Virginia

I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion

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It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you

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(301): View more from Maryland

I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth

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(+61): View more from Australia

Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?

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(513): View more from Ohio

I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising

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