They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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