To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
i came on her dog
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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