i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
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I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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