I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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