those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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