Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Randomize
