So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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