Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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