No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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