i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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