oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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