Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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