Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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