Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize