EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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