I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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