wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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