I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
home. puking in laundry basket.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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