I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Terrible idea I love it
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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