I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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