I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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