if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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