who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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