My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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