Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
May the power of my ass compel you!!
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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