Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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