Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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