There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize
