dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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