Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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