Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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