Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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