I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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