Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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