is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
He better not be in your backpack
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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