I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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