I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I'm gonna fight the coyote
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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