so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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