Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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