Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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