Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Randomize
