Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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