well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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