It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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