Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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