Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
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