just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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