how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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