Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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