Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I wish i was in the wii world.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
We're too hungover to prance.
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