The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
We're facebook friends in real life
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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