Just cropdusted the office
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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