Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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