Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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