At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
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